Chandni Chowk to China   Producer: Ramesh Sippy, Mukesh Talreja, Rohan Sippy Director: Nikhil Advani Starring: Akshay Kumar, Deepika Padukone, Ranvir Shorey, Mithun Chakraborty, Roger Yuan, Gordon Liu Music: Kailasa, Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, Bappi Lahiri, & Bohemia Lyrics: Rajat Arora, Shaily Shailendra, Kailash Kher, Bohemia Genre: Action Recommended Audience: Parental Guidance Approximate Running Time: 2 hrs. 30 mins. Film Released on: 16 January 2009 Reviewed by: Aakash Gandhi  - Rating: 5.0 / 10   Let us know what you think about this review Music Review

Unfortunately for Advani, who rocketed out of the gates with KHNH, has seen himself vanish into the vast oblivion of Bollywood with a rather disgraceful performance in CC2C, a film that is touted as "Bollywood's first true Kung Fu flick." It looks like the makers have broadened the meaning of "true Kung Fu flick" to include any chaotic group of hybrid Indian-Chinese characters aimlessly trying to force dry humor amidst a clutter of fight scenes littered throughout.

Undermined by a very stale script, CC2C has close to nothing to offer other than a few big names and some appeasing visuals of China's rich landscape. The lackluster attempt pours through the film's crew. Editing seems to be non-existent, as the two and a half hour running time only adds what seem to be eons to the painful experience. Fortunately, the action sequences have been directed well.

Not surprisingly, Advani hooks up with a number of talented composers to set up yet another enjoyable soundtrack. The songs serve as a fresh escape from the otherwise monotonously dull screenplay.

Akshay Kumar needs to learn to stay in India from now onwards. He travelled to London in 2007's Namastey London, to Australia in 2008's Singh Is Kinng, and now to China in CC2C – none of which have extracted worthy performances. Fortunately for Akshay from a career standpoint, his films are reaping massive returns at the Box Office. However, it is this false notion of success that prevents him from improving himself as a veteran actor should. Although it is too soon to speak on CC2C's earnings, I hope they are not as inflated as the others!

Deepika Padukone's presence is very softly felt. Clearly over-powered by her co-star, her dramatized antics and exhaustive performance appear rehearsed. There is no balance between the leads. The supporting cast camouflages well, in that it mirrors the sub-mediocrity of the rest of the film.

If you showed me Kal Ho Na Ho yesterday and CC2C today, I would have told you that the commander-in-chief of CC2C was an imposter. At least with Salaam-E-Ishq there was still a discernable level of clarity in the execution. It has all come crashing down in CHANDNI CHOWK TO CHINA. You've been warned.